It is time that I quit my full-time job as a prosecuting attorney. It's a 24/7 kind of job and I'm tired of it. What I really want is to work for the Defense.
My jury is probably fair enough. They keep handing over the same verdict, but who can blame them with such a weak Defense? From now on, I am on the hunt for evidence to acquit the accused. I will wear a white cowboy hat on my days off, and send my client progress reports and reassuring letters.
I will cross-examine for the next 50 years if necessary. But I hope it doesn't take that long- a vacation would be nice.
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